She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
