Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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