is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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