Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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