..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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