I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
