Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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