There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Little spoons don't ask big questions
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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