Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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