? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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