At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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