singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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