Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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