i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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