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(313): View more from Michigan

Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!

(1-313): View more from Michigan

"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"

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(845): View more from New York

Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?

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(979): View more from Texas

his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I have surprise drugs for everyone

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.

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(951): View more from California

Did April legit get married in a parking lot?

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