I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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