Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
