Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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