For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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