This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Drunk is not a location!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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