Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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