New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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