i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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