So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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