We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
