I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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