People in love make me want to vomit
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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