look no pants
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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