She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize
