I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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