I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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