It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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