I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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