I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize