And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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