I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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