oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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