"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
