what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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