We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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