nut hugger
I'm gonna have a badass scar
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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