You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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