Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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