Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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