I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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