no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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