alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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