I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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