He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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