Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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