put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
