This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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