i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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