Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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