i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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