If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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